Well that is very true my old fruit bat but just recently I had occasion to speak to my local water company regarding having a water meter fitted and part of the exchange was the operative asking me if I had an email address. Now can you imagine their face if I had said "Yes, now listen very carefully, I shall say this only once, it's ............."
One of my actual email addresses for those who don't need it but insist on it. fedup@stupidquestions.org Gets alot of attention.