Today in the Wolfs Lair aka The Richard Oastler, a JD Wetherspoon outlet, I had the misfortune to have a member of the female persuasion who must have weighed at least 16 stones (224 pounds), and who was sat at the table in front of me, tuck into this monstrosity which is commonly known as a Gourmet Burger.



She ate every last morsel.

The picture does not do justice to the size of the stack mate.

To me if a person has to demolish a sandwich to eat it then what's the point?

The chips are not too bad though I will admit.

When I first saw it in my local I thought...Am I in America. lol.

That's just truly gross.

Thats not a meal. That is a bloody gastric bypass waiting to happen.

Or a broad **** at the very least.

But they get to have cleavage at the back too. What more does a guy want?

Good to dance with.

This sounds like our council here. When we walk through our park, council workers have tied pink ribbons to weeds that need to be sprayed by those coming up behind the next day with a spray outfit. Same with branches that need cutting off.
Those of us at ground level have ridiculous thoughts like " Why doesn't the first worker do the job as necessary"?
It's all to do with jobs. Employ as many as possible and hurry into bankruptcy.