Black screen of death
I have a pointer! And that's it.. Yey.
No safe mode, no VGA mode, no "start with last known good config"... all of them do the same black screen with white pointer. I can whizz around the screen, but that's it, keyboard commands don't respond, can't click, can't open task manager, can't open start menu, nothing.
I don't even have a Vista DVD with me, I only have a recovery Cd which let's me access command prompt. I don't have any restore points to restore to and the "Fix startup problems" says there are no problems with the computer.
I called Microsoft, and they just say that "Since you do not have your Vista DVD to re-install your OS, we cannot help you" basically saying that since I cannot re-install my OS and thus effectively reset my computer to stock Windows settings, they cannot help me.
I don't expect anyone to be able to help.. just sharing my totally awesome experience with Vista Tech Support

It makes me regret buying Vista and not pirating it, at least there'd a be reason as to why I couldn't get Microsoft support for it lol. Bleh.
Needless to say, it was a fresh install of Windows I had just completed a day before leaving to go home (yesterday).