Yeah so it came up this blue screen something about system recovery dates. And then i left for a water glass and I come back to see the whole computer blue and white mumbo jumbo. The computer restarts, and now all my icxons and 'blank pieces of paper' and NONE OF MY PROGRAMS open cept internet

Ok...Reboot and run it again.Its that or this....

Please download Malwarebytes' Anti-Malware from one of these places:
http://www.majorgeeks.com/Malwarebyt...are_d5756.html
http://www.besttechie.net/tools/mbam-setup.exe


Double Click mbam-setup.exe to install the application.
If it will not run make a copy of the MBAM.exe and rename MBAM.exe to xxx.exe and run that.Keep the genuine MBAM.exe as we may need to run that later as is.
* Make sure a checkmark is placed next to Update Malwarebytes' Anti-Malware and Launch Malwarebytes' Anti-Malware, then click Finish.
* If an update is found, it will download and install the latest version.
* Once the program has loaded, select "Perform Quick Scan", then click Scan.
* The scan may take some time to finish,so please be patient.
* When the scan is complete, click OK, then Show Results to view the results.
* Make sure that everything is checked, and click Remove Selected.
* When disinfection is completed, a log will open in Notepad and you may be prompted to Restart.(See Extra Note)
* The log is automatically saved by MBAM and can be viewed by clicking the Logs tab in MBAM.
* Copy&Paste the entire report in your next reply along with a fresh HijackThis log.
PLEASE NOTE:
If MBAM encounters a file that is difficult to remove, you may be asked to reboot your computer so it can proceed with the disinfection process. Regardless if prompted to restart the computer or not, please do so immediately. Failure to reboot normally (not into safe mode) will prevent MBAM from removing all the malware. MBAM may "make changes to your registry" as part of its disinfection routine. If using other security programs that detect registry changes (ie Spybot's Teatimer), they may interfere or alert you after scanning with MBAM. Please temporarily disable such programs or permit them to allow the changes.
Once that Malwarebytes' Anti-Malware is done removing the malware and you have rebooted the computer, browse around and see if you are still having that problem.

ok.. I'll repeat, I ran it, rebooted NONE OF MY APPLICATIONS WORK. NONE OF THEM except HijackThis for some reason. When I say all my applications I mean I CANT USE combofix .

None of those links work either the first one works but the page to download doesnt. The second link doesnt work

All my application/programs turned into 'LNK Files' ?
NOTHING WORKS.

Use the following instructions to remove Trojan DNSChanger
1. Disable trojan drivers
a) Using Device Manager
Right click the My computer icon. If you are using the non classic Start menu, then right click My computer icon on your Start button menu.
Click Properties.
Click Hardware Tab.
Click Device Manager.
In the top menu, click View and click Show Hidden Drivers.
Scroll down to non Plug and Play drivers.
Click + at left.
In the list of drivers right click TDSSserv.sys or TDSSxyz.sys where xyz are random characters, msqpdxserv.sys, gaopdxserv.sys, seneka or seneka.sys.
Click Disable.
Click YES for confirm.
Close all windows and reboot your computer.

None of those Drivers are in this list?
but the driver called 'catchme' sounds kinda suspicious?