Oh the wonders of having bad day?

Firstly behind in TV license payments/Oh ok I know should keep up the payments.Got wet going to the shop.

Then decides ohhh I will look at Argos,Tesco and a few other sites for a floating shelf for my dual screens.Buys a nice beach coloured one.Match my desk great.

Off I go to Argos only to get wet again.Buys the shelf £20,brings it home unpacks measuered up.(I can mutli task)Drill,s 9 holes buts brackets on wall.Sets shelf up nice and level.

Then OMG it would,nt hold a pencil.What a waste of cash.Grrrr.So makes a couple of struts to hold it up level and strong.Now it can hold my screens.

Oh then I put screens on the shelf.

I broke a 2 week old Dell flat screen power connection on back of monitor.That will teach me to yank the cable,s from behind the desk.

Buzz,crackle.Monitor goes on and off.Buzz,crackle some more.Pop monitor gone.

OMG what a bad day.

All was not lost shelf is now sturdy.I dried out on the soakings I had.

Popped off to Tesco with monitor under my arm.I acted all inocent and pitifull.All,s well that ends well.Tesco replaced the monitor for exact same model no questions asked.

Ok ok so I told a few white lies to get a replacement.

When in doubt deny all knowledge?

Was I soooo bad to not to admit to MY mistake?

hehehe, anybody have the number for Customer Service Swansea? ooooolly Joking JB

Oh, the power of fluttering eyelids! I tried that once... it's really doesn't work for me eh, I think it was cos I'm a guy... not quite sure, but at least I have somebody to sort out my returns.

0845 6779646 or 0845 6779881 I think

I'm not ringing THAT number Christopher, it's probably one of those hotline numbers my mother told me never to ring!

Ok that was yesterday.

Today I have just set my house on fire.

Turned wrong ring on cooker burned oven gloves.My chef knives set in a roll case Burnt.WIll try and save some of them.

House flooded in smoke.Needs to redecorate again if smell dont go.

What a bad day this is to.

Who is wishing me bad luck?

Oh dear scorched cupboards to.

Ouch you are having a bad week!