The Lounge - Not sure if you guys have seen these posted in the Community forums; hehehehe
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Internet helpdesk
They're pretty old but still fun...
Wow... #2 is ten minutes at my grandparents' house. They assume that whatever the computer says is right and if I say that's not what that means or it says this because they're using X program... "NO! UR LYNG!!!11"
Of course, they're 12:00 flashers so they can't talk chatspeak.
I've taken to just saying 'bring it round' taking the computer up to my room and sorting it out there where I can't be bothered by them.
Usually they try to ask me what it is and attempt to 'fix' it themselves. The problem with this is they spend 3 hours talking to me (in that time I usually could have had it fixed) asking all sorts of advice, promptly disregard it, spend 2 days trying to do it their own way and then ask me to sort out a bigger mess that they've made.
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