I know screensavers are one of the big sources of malware, so I was wondering if anybody knew a good (free), nasty-free screensaver that flashes a different BSOD screen every 10 seconds or so, that would be great. I think it would be a funny screensaver to freak out my family if I don't turn off the monitor while I'm away from the comp.

Also, if it comes in a Mac version, that's even better, I'm sick of my mom's boyfriend nagging me about how Macs are so much better (I like both, and I just prefer to stay exempt from the battle), so I also want to give him a little hello from PC while he's not looking.

Like this? From Mark Russinovich (Sysinternals/Winternals) --no less
now a Microsoft Download -- hows that for irony ??

BlueScreen Screen Saver v3.2

Hahaha. That's exactly what I wanted. Is there a Mac version, by any chance?

Not of that one...

ParaMac Software

Excellent.

Dave's Quick Seach Deskbar... is my best friend. and only 798 K unlike those bloated "other" things.
Version 4 RC3-- if you have SP2

Dave's Quick Search Taskbar Toolbar Deskbar