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Dear Tech Support,

Last year, I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0

to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new

program began unexpected child processing

that took up a lot of space and very valuable

resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed

itself into all other programs and now monitors

all other systems activity. Applications such

as Poker Night 10.2, Football 5.0, Hunting

& Fishing 8.4andRacing 3.6 have been

deleted. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the

background while attempting to run my favorite

applications. I'm thinking about going back to

Girlfriend 7.0, but the un-install doesn't work

on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks, A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)

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REPLY:


Dear Troubled User,

This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0,

thinking that it's just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed

by its Creator to run EVERYTHING! It's also impossible

to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It's

impossible to un-install, or purge the program files from the

system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0, because Wife 1.0

is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual

under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend

that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation.

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear"

to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the

commandC:\APOLOGIZE, because

ultimately, you will have to give the

APOLOGIZE command before the

system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very

high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with

several support programs, such as

Clean & Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and

Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use

these programs. Improper use will cause

the system to launch the programNag Nag

9.5. Once this happens, the only way to

improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to

purchase additional software. I recommend

Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING! DO NOT, under any circumstances,

install Secretary With Short Skirt 3,4. This application is not

supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the

operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support.

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