See if you can get this.... Answer to be posted in 45 minutes....

You're sitting at a bar, the local explosively-dank-hole within some small crack of reality . . . you have an award that says, most likely to be the character in a riddle . . .
looking around your attention finds a small chair with a mobile entity covering it with it's lesser half . . . It speaks, you hear "Glass of water please . . . "
You see the bartender examine the seated man for a moment. He then reaches under the counter and pulls out a shotgun point-blank in the man's face. The seated man speaks again
"Thank You" he says, and walks out of the bar . . . why did the man get what he needed?

Hopefully someone else does read this within 45 minutes, someone who knows why, cause I don't have the slightest idea

hmmm.... not much of a turnout

aaaanyway. The man sat in the small chair had hiccups......

I understood nothing of what your origanail post was about????

I got most of it after looking up the answer with google , but i still dont get this part:

I got it as soon as I saw it but I have never heard it with the bits about "local explosively-dank-hole within some small crack of reality . . . you have an award that says, most likely to be the character in a riddle . . .
looking around your attention finds a small chair with a mobile entity covering it with it's lesser half .

The bloke had hiccups and the barman recognised the fact and pulled the gun out to shock him to get rid of the hiccups.

I'm here to confuse!