[ladygreenwitch]

I like that one Joe, I think my son could use the material. LOL

LGW

[dave2312uk]

Hi all, ive gt a couple 4 yaz,

*A guy had been drinking at a pub one night later to return at home at 3 in the morning, he gets in bed and farts, his wife asks whats that he says 1 nill, then the wife farts, he asks whats that, she replys 1 all, the man trys really hard and Poops in bed, she asks whats that he replys half time switch sides.

*Whats the difference between michael Jackson and a plastic shopping bag??


Answer: Ones plastic and dangourous for kids, the other carries your groceries.

*2 guys walk into a bar, u wud ov thought 1 ov em wud ov seen it!

Thx

[Scouse]

Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says, "I've seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!" Hugh replies, "Well Bill, you know ... Ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed. She's charging a small fortune." Bill said with a chuckle, "Hugh, money's no object to me. What's her number?" So, Hugh gives Bill her number and bill sets up a date. They meet and after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling, "God...now I know why you chose the name Divine." To which she replies, "Thank you Bill...And now I know how you chose the name... Microsoft."

[Bluefish]

Hi reliable is that Lord Loverocket, LOL

[joe5]

Good one LL.

[Spaceman3750]

Nice one joe...

Not sure if this one has been posted yet...

Bill Gates and the CEO of GM were having lunch together in a nice little bistro. Bill Gates says to the CEO "You know, if GM had kept up with technology like Microsoft did, we would all be driving super-smart cars that get 400 miles to the gallon". The CEO put down his fork, looked Gates straight in the eyes, and responded "Yes, but who would want a car that crashes four times a day?".