[madmatt2006]

This might offend some users please forgive me if it duz.

What did the left saggy boob say to the right saggy boob?

We better do somthing about this or they will think where nuts

[Axephilic]

Nice, lmao. I'll add one:

Q: How do you make Holy Water?
A: You boil the hell out of it.

[kogatheninja]

hahahah.. i like that

[upgrader]

Lol

Good ones

[slimsss2]

A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on
a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip
a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next
time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by
losing nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow
my instructions?"

The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I
was going to drop dead that 3rd day."

"From hunger, you mean? the doctor asked''

'' NO,,,,,,, from skipping''!!!!

[Axephilic]

Good one, ahaha. The blonde jokes never get old.

[madmatt2006]

Another Blonde Joke....

My friends blonde wife was talking to him over his dinner the other night and she was so proud of a puzzle she had just completed her husband said it's not that hard to do a puzzle she replied it said "3 to 9 years" on the box. It only took her 6 months