The Jokes Thread

[ladygreenwitch]

:hello2: Well, at least I hope so...

Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars."

The fisherman dove into the water. In ten powerful strokes, he reached the woman, put his arm around her, and swam back to shore. Depositing her at the feet of the man, the fisherman said, "Okay, where's my hundred dollars?"

The man said, "Look, when I saw her going down for the third time, I thought it was my wife. But this is my mother-in-law."

The fisherman reached into his pocket and said, "Just my luck. How much do I owe you?"

[joe5]

:grin: :grin: Didn't expect a joke like that from you though , but i do like it. :grin:

[joe5]

A little boy asks his father, daddy how was I born? ", the father Answers:

"Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a Cyber caf?.
Upgraded my floppy to a stiffy and then your mother agreed to do a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to Upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,
and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed Little Pop-up appeared and said: "You've got male!"

[Spaceman3750]

ROFL!!! :-D

The talk, techno-ized... :P

[Hengis]

HAHA!! Good one Joe

[double_a_ron]

Why are dumb-blonde jokes one-liners?

So men can uderstand them


A blond wanted to prove she was more than an the jokes made her out to be so she entered a breast-stroke competition. The starter pistol went off and all the swimmers jumped into the water. Of course, the blonde finishes about 10 minutes after the rest of the swimmers. When she finally finishes her coach asks her what happened. She answers: "Well I don't want complain but i think the other girls were using they're arms."

[Bluefish]

Whaha good one DAR

[spellbyte]

marine biologists have discovered the reason for the bottle nose whale in the thames, it got lost on the way to victoria whaleway station.

my apologies for the bad joke, it turns out that my dad has nothing better to do with his time other than concoct this rubbish

[Hengis]

Oh dear....you do realise that you can be arrested in the Uk for bad joke "pushing" don't you ?

[double_a_ron]

heh heh heh

Two atoms are walking down the street when the first says "I think I'm an ion" The second asks "Are you sure?" The first says: "I'm positive".


"Why do people point at their wrists when they ask you for the time? I mean, do I point at my ****** when I need to find the bathroom?"

-George Carlin

[dean8671]

Hi im new dont no how to use this