[slowride66]

A blonde joke . . . . . .

& the blonde wins!!!!!!

Dear Diary,

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those
expensive double pane energy efficient kind. But today I got a call
from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the
work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them.

Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales
guy had told ME last year...namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows
would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! There was only
silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up....He didn't call back.
Guess I won that stupid argument.


SR66

[ladygreenwitch]

Seroiusly ROFL

LGW

[dave2312uk]

lol, took me 2 read throughs to get it, im a bit slow , I got a little riddle for yas, so here goes:

When you die you go to heaven (supposedly), you appear there and discover everyone is naked,your first misson to become an angel is to discover who is adam and who is eve without asking anyone and without using any type of communication??

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They have no belly-buttons

[dave2312uk]

Hi again, i gt another for yaz aswell, lets imagine your family and friends have been tied up and will die if you get this incorrect, ok here goes:

you are in a house, and in the cellar there are 3 light bulbs, you are upstairs and next to 3 light switches, you see the problem is your only allowed to leave the room once to find out which switch goes to which light bulb,also the lights were all switched off when you entered the house, how would you do this, (a little hint is "time is the soloution").
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Ok heres the soloution, you switch one light switch and leave it on for about an hour then switch it off, you then switch another switch on and enter the cellar, you simply feel the light bulbs to see which one is warm (this is the one left on for an hour, the cold one is the one you havent switched on and the one that is switched on is the one you turned on before entering the cellar, seems like a confusing soloution but i get it so u should Also sorry about the big space between answer and problem, i did this to stop u cheating let me know wat yas think

[ineverwin]

nice one mad gamer about the bird flu one

[slowride66]

Are computers males or females? You decide.
TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE:
5. They're heavily dependent on external tools and equipment.
4. They periodically cut you off right when you think you've established a
network connection.
3. They'll usually do what you ask them to do, but they won't do more than
they have to and they won't think of it on their own.
2. They're typically obsolete within five years and need to be traded in for
a new model. Some users, however, feel they've already invested so much in
the damn machine that they're compelled to remain with an under powered
system.
1. They get hot when you turn them on, and that's the only time you have
their attention.

FIVE REASONS COMPUTERS MUST BE FEMALE:
5. No one but their creator understands their logic.
4. Even the smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future
reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative as "If
you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell
you."
1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half
your paycheck on accessories for it.\



SR66